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ninja potion

when u cup your hand and fat into it the stick the still cupped hand willed with fart juices and nasty stank over there mouth and nose, mouth is important because alot of people will lick your hand to try to deter you, forcing to make them smell the disgusting concoction of aromas. The most important part of a ninja potion is you must whisper in there ear NINJA POTION like a real ninja would.

hey guys havent seen mark in a while yah last time i heard he was training to be a ninja,
all while mark sneaks up behind him and puts his hand over his face and whispers ninja potion as the man slowly passes out

by godzilla through tokyo January 23, 2010

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Lotions and Potions

The hair and skincare products metrosexual males use.

Anything that would normally be found in a girls bathroom cabinet, but coloured in black or silver so it appears more manly.

"I'm going to tho store to buy some steak."
"Whatever man, you're restocking on your Lotions and Potions for your skin and hair."

by Shaved_Deer February 8, 2012

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Feminist potion

To make the feminist potion you need several ingredients

1. Feminism
2. Lots of money so you can go out and eat after your girlfriend leaves you
3. A bottle of poison
4. Triggeredness
5. Fermented retardedness
6. A father figure
7. A lesbian
8. And finally a overwhelming female presence
Final step is to stir the whole thing in a giant pot, you can have a minimum on 300 doses if you stir it right. Enjoy your intelligence level lowering.

A feminist potion used to turn smart people into a lower intelligence.

by Hoodlands kid af February 23, 2018

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Among Us Potion

This potion was forged by the gods of among us but some bozo named N&A Productions drank it and had an overdose so now its just piss which has now ended up in the ocean

Did you drink the among us potion phil?
No N&A Productions did

by Gfuel_Master123 May 4, 2021

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among us potion

A liquid potion that could turn you either a crewmate or impostor when drinking it.

"I should've drunk the among us potion the other day, now I'm dead"

by Succhiacazzi Parisi March 10, 2021

60๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


grandma's heartbreaker potion

A consumable potion in the videogame franchise known as 'Dauntless'. It can be crafted with wrathworts, phoenix opals, and pureworts at grandma's flea market stand where she cooks meth.

It makes you have a higher chance of analing behemoths, and also increases the anal ferocity and frequency when you do.

It's known for sending people into 'sicko mode', and generally being a menace to society and the trials leaderboards.

Person1: I HAVE +6 CATALYST AND I'M DRINKING GRANDMA'S HEARTBREAKER POTION
Person2: OH SHIT
Person1: *Drinks potion*

Person1: It's clobberin time!

by Grandma's Heartbreaker Potion May 25, 2021


Potion Master's Corner

A totally awesome interview show hosted by the one and only Joe Moses (AKA Snape). He interviews the cast of A very Potter Musical and A very Potter Sequel. It is showed on youtube.

And if you need to adjust your legs or your hands, just don't do it because it will ruin the whole show. - Potion Master's Corner

by iloveavpm January 12, 2011

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