beer pressure

1. The social pressure one feels by having his friends making him drink more beer than one wants to.

2. The pressure one feels in their bladder after drinking too much beer.

1. Friends: Come on... don't be a wuss, have another beer...

You: Man, stop it with all of this beer pressure

2. After several beers in a row, Todd felt it necessary to relieve some beer pressure in the back alley.

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Pressure Fart

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

Parent Pressure

Different than Peer Pressure, but just as likely to make you do something you normally wouldn't.

I hate going to college, but it's all that Parent Pressure I'm getting!

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

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pressure spot

a website that features a loop video of a man's bald head entering the vagina of an unshaven woman. part of the meatspin, mudfall network. highly recommended.

Holy shit! I just saw pressure spot and now my asshole feels like it is stretched!

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Homosexual Pressure

The sensation experienced during anal sex when a homosexual's penis stimulates the prostate.

Will United Nations cave to homosexual pressure?

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Persian Pressure

when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."

basic persian pressure:

"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.

or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.

it's up to you. so which one will it be?"

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