Jermey Reflex

When you are a man! A real man and your manliness is so huge that you physically make girls throw up during/after sex.

IE: you have a huge penis.

Pull over I need to throw up- Girl1
Why? - Girl2
He just hit my Jermey Reflex- Girl2

Wow, he's huge- Girl1
You mean he hit you're Jermey Reflex- Girl2
Yeah it was like a Louisville Slugger- Girl1

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reflex sight

A type of sight used on weapons that features a small, clear, screen (Usually about 2" x 2") with a holographic projection of a red dot or red cross, most comonly made by the company eotech. Reflex Sights usually mount on RIS rails, and assist in target acquisition in close combat situations.

The Ranger's Reflex sight allowed him to get a faster yet accurate shot across on the terrorist who was using an old fashioned Ironsight.

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Google Reflex

The tendency to, when opening a web browser, automatically open Google.com out of habit

Girl:"Dude, check out my new website!"
Guy: "I'd love to"
Girl: "Uh, why'd you just open Google?"

Guy: "Sorry, Google Reflex"

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[Dark] Reflex

A definition of a child who plays Fortnite 24/7.

Jim: Dude, you're such a Dark Reflex!
John: Fuck off, no i'm not!

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coke reflex

the natural sound that someone makes after drinking a refreshing coke or soda of some sort.

Jane had a coke reflex after the took a sip of her delcious coke after a long day of hard work.

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elevator reflex

The urge people get once inside an elevator to stare compulsively at the ascending numbered lights (usually on top of the elevator doors) either because they are truly convinced this will speed up the whole 'process' or they are simply socially-awkward beings who can't bear to look at random people in the face for 30 seconds.

Mo:"Dude so I was talking to this chick.."
--elevator opens--
Toño Bicicleta: "Call you back Mo I have to stare at the floor 'till I get off the vator or else I have to talk to these people".
Mo: "Sounds like a bad case of the elevator reflex yo, you should go get checked."

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Reflex Thoughts

When you see someone and your subconscience (or conscience?) automatically thinks (BIG NOSE/EYES TOO CLOSE/UGLY/FAT/OLD/BALD/GAY/etc. repetitively until the person is out of your sight.

Joe was watching the News and his reflex thoughts were spamming his mind with offensive terms until the camera showed someone with slightly smaller ears.

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