While the common sigma male is often over used and indeed not that rare being a whopping 1% of the population the rare skibidi sigma rizzler male has only ever been seen once in the humanoid form. That of Timothy W Hoogerdijik whose feats are incomprehensible to the beta male mind, I will not even bother to list his accomplishments, just note that he truly does live up to the name .
"hey there mister skibidi sigma rizzler male is josh truly a lock down defender?" "I'm going to punch you know."
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Ohio Rizzler University is a top university is the Midwest. They have the best football team ever.
Arjan Jawanda is going to Ohio Rizzler University for college.
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Ohio has rizzler level of skills because ohio good
"I'm such a ohio rizzler."
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
Person 1: "Hey, are you Skibidi toilet sussy ohio rodient sussy amogus maronian gyatt rizzler impostor"
Person 2:"Hell no man, I'm Giga Chad. The chaddest of them all, the chad legend and the chad master.."
Person 1: "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that, lets get some of that gyatt and sussy it out"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, we are the fortnite rizzlers, lets go get some"
Person 1:"Hell yeah rizzy god, I just wanna kiss you so much right now.. Wanna make out bro?"
Person 2:"Yeah buddy, lets do it"
*They both go down on eachother, malicciously making out with eachother, full sweat butt naked"
There is only one Mr Rizzler out there, Harrison Frank Ward. The only man to take a girl and awkwardly seduce her with his knowledge about βbartendingβ The famous motto from the Rizzler himself - β If she bleeds, sheβs a teaseβ
Wow, if only I can date Mr Rizzler
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