verb
ronaning, ronaned, to ronan
to blow something out of proportion; to be "apeoidic"
Why'd you kill my dog bro? Stop ronaning! It was just rock paper scissors!
The largest man on the planet. The origin of all the fat jokes ever created. Legends surrounds him and his stomach. Some say that his stomach stores the universe and others call him a fatass.
Ronan doesn't get bitches
Billy: Have you seen the new kid Ronan
John: yeah he doesn't get bitches
A boy who doesn’t look that good for example has very greasy hair and stuff like that , he’s not a loyal person he is a player never trust a Ronan when it comes to a relationship!
Ronan is a player
A sexually-transmitted disease which usually causes a large, purple-coloured swelling of the penis and testifies
Person 1: Did you get the results back yet?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally got a ronan.
The person that will give you the biggest headache in the world, it will hurt your eyes to even look at him. Hes the ugliest person in the entire world and cant respect boundires, hes mostly made of dandruff and has terrible terrible hygiene. KEEP AWAY FROM ALL RONANS THEY ARE TERRIBLE
“ew what the fuck it’s ronan…”
“omfg i can smell ronan from here it’s terrible”
That Guy is a complete Ronan, he got drunk, took a line and crashed his Lexus on the way home from the bar.