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In sports where the object is scoring into a net, going "roof daddy" entails shooting into the upper part of the net, near the crossbar.
Also can be used in conjunction with going "Gatorade", which is when the scoring shot to the top of the net knocks the water bottle off.
Jimmy just deked the goalie outta his jockstrap, then took it roof daddy & went Gatorade.
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in some countries where chicken is unavailable or too expensive, cat is substituted. In those countries a cat can also be referred to as a 'roof chicken'.
Menu:
Sweet and Sour Roof chicken
Lemon Roof chicken
Rice with Roof chicken and green vegetables
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note all credit for the discovery of roof spiders and celling arachnid goes to Tasty taste, Quincy, the uppity bitch and that depressing chick
1-large arachnids released on the roofs of buildings in preindustrial england and its colonies to prevent people form jumping off to commit suicide. some roof spiders later evolved into less aggressive and relatively impartial celling arachnids
2- Some one as unpleasant as a man eating spider that dwells on roofs
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note all roof spiders are impervious to any weapon other than spears don't ask why they just are
1- OH MY GOD!!! the roof spiders have ran out of suicidal morons and are now coming down to eat the towns people
get the spears!
2- Any given person: josh your such a roof spider
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Not to be confused with the famous musical "Fiddler on the roof". Fondler on the roof involves the action of touching your own or another individual's genitalia on the roof of an apartment, house, dwelling etc.
Instead of watching Fiddler on the Roof I decided to play "Fondler on the roof" with Jimmy!
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This is what you call a black person who snorts so much cocaine he decides to climb onto his roof
Wife:"honey , what the hell is that on the the garage? Husband:" looks like we got ourselves another spook on the roof, better call the police again"
When a man's testicles get stuck to the roof of a girls mouth while she is playing with them using her mouth.
Kevin: OOOOWW!!
Beccy: What?
Kevin: You bit my testicle!
Beccy: Sorry
Kevin: All this Roof testicle sex is making my testes a little sore baby boo.
Having sex with someone because you need a place to stay in a new city/a city you do not live in.
I can't afford a hotel in London tonight, I'm just going to go banging for roof.
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