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The rating scale used by Duke University Alumna Karen Owen to rate the quality of her sexual partner/experience. The ten-point scale consists of eight areas of analysis: Physical Attractiveness, Size, Talent, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Bonus.
You should definitely hook up with Shane. We went back to his place last Tuesday and he's definitely a 12/10 on the owen scale!
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A rating scale for females at SUNY Institute of Technology. Due to the lack of women on campus, the SUNYIT scale gives females an extra 4 points on the 10 scale
"Dude, when I saw her at SUNYIT she was smokin hot. I would of gave her a 9 until I saw her out at the club. She was more like a 5 when I saw her around normal females."
Dude: "I only have sex with dime pieces"
Homie: "Yeah right, that girl you beat at school is busted. She's no better than a six"
Dude: "Duh, I was at SUNYIT."
Homie: "Ohh, yeah she's a dime on the SUNYIT scale for sure."
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1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
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sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
A scale in determining the drunkeness of a girl in a bar. 1 is stark raving sober and 10 is Lindsay Lohan.
Its used to determine if a girl in a bar is too drunk to try to pick up.
That chick is a solid three on the Lohan Scale.
No way shes swaying too much and is covering her face when she laughs. Id say shes a good five on the Lohan Scale.
When you rate a girl based on 3 factors: boobs, butt, face.
each one is worth a point, but if the face is absolutely horrible or the butt is horrible, it can drop your rating more.
if they have sort of average features but the others are great, like an amazing face but nothing else, you can rate them with something like a 1.5, 1.6, etc.
if you've got nothing, the term used for that is "miler"
if the girl could be decent but doesn't try at all you can give them a "potential" score as well as a regular score.
dude1: that chick is super hot. she's a definite 3 on the 3 scale.
dude2: agreed. but her friend is a miler.
dude1: eh. i guess. she's a potential 1 in my opinion.
dude2: eh i guess. at least the other friend is like a 2.5
dude1: yeah, maybe a potential 3.
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The Sphincter Scale is simply a scale which measures the forces and effects caused when one passes wind (FARTS).
The scale is divided into 10 categories... with 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest.
1: Slight perp... sometimes silent. Usually detected within 30 seconds by a well trained nose. Best released by lifting one half of the arse and slowly allowing gas discharge. Usually has the smell of a warm biscuit.
2: Gas Shot... Can be heard if not carefully released, detection time is same as above. Very little Vibration if arse is firmly planted on chair / bench / sofa. Usually let off in queues, usually in Banks or where people are buying a Lottery ticket.
3: Flustered Fart... Can be heard in quieter surroundings, usually let off when walking. Never detected by its owner, but by the next poor soul who stops nearby the release site. Best dropped when walking away from a cash machine.
4: Parppp... Definitely detectable by anyone in close proximity. Higher volume output than that of the afforementioned scale factors... Can be used to show off to mates, or to be kicked out of bed by the missus. Slight vibration occurs if directly aimed onto a spring based matress.
5: Trump... Most commonly heard in working mens clubs, and changing rooms. Men find a sense in pride in dropping these, although women (other than wives married over 5 years) find this type of fart impossible to acheive in the presence of any person. Vibration can be felt on laminated flooring upto 2 metres from the epicentre.
6: Barp!... Highly flammable and detectable by all within a 5 metre radius. Requires round neck jumper to be substituted for gas mask for at least 120 seconds after the release. High level of Turdulence which can be easily felt if sharing a pub bench with the offending Barp!'er.
7: Serial Barp!... Not advised unless alone, or with person you dislike. A series of loud farts are released with no shame involved. Can lead to a spurt of bum gravy from the offenders rectum if not carefully released. Tremors from a serial barp can be felt many metres away. If dropped whilst bathing, can create high numbers of methanic bubbles and extremely obvious vibrations detectable by anyone situated in the room directly below the bathroom.
8: Bottoms Up... A fart of unprecented excellence, high in stink factor and low in shame factor. Only achievable by overweight men and lesbians. Requires offender to take a shite minutes afterwards, as the forces required to create a bottoms up fart can push faeces towards the anal opening and out into the offenders underpants. Skid marks inevitable.
9: Anal Lacerator... Highly potent, the force involved in releasing a fart of this magnitude are immense. Offenders are advised to use caution, examples could be by pulling down their clothing to avoid causing permanent material damage to their garments or wearing someone elses underwear. Painfully released and extremely high decibel count (over 80dB) and best dropped during football matches or when in a jacuzzi, although lifting of the arse is advised to avoid excessive vibration to the tile work.
10: The Ultimate in Fart Technology... This fart is only available to those who eat Mexican & Indian Cuisine. The gaseous effects of which can contaminate a room for upto 30minutes from the time of release. Causes eyes to water and throats to dry up. Offenders require dark underwear to cover up excessive stains. Vibrations of a fart of this power can cause tables and chairs to shake momentarily. Not advised during family barbecues and wedding ceremonies. Offending persons usually have homosexual tendencies or large thick stools which tend to be unflushable.
Guy 1: Mate I dropped a corker last night on our lasses face when she wa asleep. Set her alarm to go off straight after aswell. Must've measured a 8 on the Sphincter Scale!
Guy 2: Mint lad... did she say owt?
Guy 1: No mate, shes not moved since.
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Refers to the size of a woman.
Stem: Really fucking skinny (anorexic/bulimic) ex. Nicole Richie
Twig: Model skinny. ex. Adrianna Lima
Stick: Properly sized and proportioned. ex. Jessica Biel
Branch: Thick. ex. America Ferera
Trunk: Big like a Ford F-550. ex. Rosie O'Donnell
Man 1: On the tree scale what would you rate your girlfriend
Man 2: Dude, my girl is HUGE she would be the trunk.
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