sims

a game where you can learn how to please your girlfriend/boyfriend

i used to be a regect until i got the sims. now im sexually pleasing to everyone i come in contact with

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Sims

A code word for cigarettes made up to be used in front of parents with out them knowing what we were going to do.
It was named that because I once hid mine in the case for the game sims.

Hey do u want to go play sims?
Hey man do u have any sims?
what sims do you like to play the most.

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SIM

SIM acronym for "Sex in the Mouth"

"Eating that chocolate was like SIM"

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The Sims

Popular bastardization of Maxis' classic SimCity series that effectively lets one play God in a small community. Popular with mild-mannered middle aged women and perverts, but for different reasons. Though many applaud Maxis' incredible success with the series others see it (and the subsequent abandonment/assimilation of SimCity) as blasphemy.

Oh Belinda, let me tell you about this most wonderful little neighborhood I've built at our next Tupperware party.

Sup lads I made those three dudes do it in the bathroom.

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SIMS

(Abb. Sick In Mouth Syndrome). The act of vomiting but retaining the contents within the mouth.

I wasn't very well on the ski slopes today, I had a real bad case of the SIMS at one point

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Sim

Sim is another word used for sex in many parts of the world..

Husband: Want to have sim tonight honey?
Wife: No thanks i had sim with your brother yesterday... Woops

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SIM

Short for Singapore Institute of Management. Somewhat-major school in Singapore that deals with business-related courses. Has two campuses.

To get to SIM I need to take MRT to Clementi and hop on bus 154!

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