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A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
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To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
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smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area
dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..
lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..
yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!
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While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
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One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.
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