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Refers to a person or professional sports team who achieves unexpected or sudden success or recognition, especially after obscurity, neglect, or misery. Cinderella stories tend to gain much media and fan attention as they move closer to the championship game at the end of the tournament.
The 2004 Boston Red Sox season is considered a Cinderella Story after beating the New York Yankees in 7 games after falling behind 3-0 in the series.
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Stories that men tell, usually to one another, related to fighting, fucking or working out.
I used to halfway listen to the penis stories being told all day long through my partially open window while I sat working at my desk at the prison.
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Toxic story is a private story exposing males or females of there cheating ways and how bro’s or females get with each other friends
Me:Have you seen Sa’Raya’s toxic story
My friend: yeah I heard she made it up
(Noun) (Part of Life) A story that few others can relate to other than Ashlyn...because she is Ashlyn. Ashlyn stories are generally circular in form, and are open ended, occasionally leaving the listener mindfucked and speechless. However, most Ashlyn stories are humorous, and often relate to similarly humorous everyday situations and encounters, and if listened to over dinner, often reveal clues to the meaning of life. Every man should hear an Ashlyn story from the source before he dies.
Sam- (As he reads the New York Times) "How was breakfast babe?"
Ashlyn- "Well I opened the cabinet and the cereal box fell out and exploded all over the kitchen, so I cleaned it up and wound up just eating the bowl. The cat helped clean up the milk...so that worked out"
Sam- (still reading the NYT) "sounds good babe"
Cat- (from under kitchen table) "Typical Ashlyn story..."
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Sick story is a slang term (that may or may not be accompanied by a hand gesture)that is presented within conversation to convey disbelief, disinterest, disregard or general disapproval.
The term originated in the hallways of Grossmont High school, in San Diego, California in early 2005.
Originally, the term was used when sarcastically conveying excitement, or over-interest about a particularly boring or pointless story told in conversation. (ex.1) With the term, came a hand gesture. With thumb and pinky extended, and middle three fingers curled into palm.(Similar to the "hangloose" gesture) Used to replicate a phone, this signal meant "Why don't you call somebody who cares?".
The hand signal became it's own entity, and no longer necessarily needed to be accompanied by the verbal exclamation. And now, sick story could be applied to virtually any situation to show disapproval(ex.2) , especially the unfunny, or trite. (ex.3)
It became not uncommon to preemptively sick story one's self in order to be able to finish a sentence that is inherently sick story prone. Particularly when talking about something shameful or typical of yourself. (ex.4)
Sick Story can now be heard all around San Diego, and surrounding southern California. The phrase seems simple enough, buy coupled with it's universal hand gesture, and infinite capacity, it is slowly making it's way into the American lexicon.
1. A: "Dude, last night my phone rang, and when I picked it up, there was no one there. So I called them back, and they had the wrong number."
B: "Sick story!"
2.*Car won't start*
A: "Ugh, sick story"
3. A: "The other day I was eating and sandwich, and-"
B "That's what she said!"
A: "Sick story" *Hand motion*
4. A "Hey, sick story, I know, but last night I paid for her movie tickets, even though she said it wasn't a date."
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Short for That's What She Said Stories, also known for a popular site where people can post their That's What She Said moments
TWSS Stories: I was in biology class and we had to make pie charts of our data, including a sliver of a section that was .25%. one girl got really frustrated and said "it's sooo hard! I can't fit it in, it's just too small." Our bio teacher, seeing that she was in distress, proceeded to say "wait, I'm coming!" TWSS!
TWSS Stories: I was taking an essay test when a girl raised her hand and half-jokingly said "Can we finish this orally, my hand is starting to hurt." TWSS!
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Great when used in a sarcastic manner as a put down following someone telling an incredibly dull story.
(boring) person #1: "i went to the shop yesterday and i wanted to get some bread, but they didn't have the bread i liked so i went to a different shop and they didn't have it either so in the end i just got a plain loaf"
person #2: "good story!"
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