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Someone who gets off on conformity.
Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"
Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."
Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"
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A male who thinks with his penis instead of his brain
" He is such a pecker thinker! He tried to sleep with me on the first date."
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A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.
I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.
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Conservatives. They tend to think largely in terms of absolutes. Now don't get me wrong, absolute values are important - by no means do I support moral relativism - but it's necessary to recognize the many shades of grey involved in individual cases too. That is, after all, what situational ethics is all about.
I suspect that many of the conservatives I've met don't recognize these gray areas largely because of their absolutist religious upbringing.
A few scenarios:
A nine year old girl, tragically, is raped and impregnated by her stepfather. What to do? According to the religious absolutist, abortion is, under all circumstances, 100% wrong. Unless the birth is life-threatening, she can't abort.
Moderate: I don't normally support abortion, but here it's necessary.
Liberal: I think abortion is a right that belongs to the mother. I would support her right to choose if this girl was nine or twenty nine, raped or non-raped. (although i would personally disapprove of it in the latter).
Conservative: Fucking baby killers! It's an innocent fucking BABY we're talking about!
(as opposed to a non-sentient cluster of cells, lacking a nervous system and the ability to feel pain)
I had a much better example but the stupid character limit fucked me over.
See my future definition, Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder for that one.
I blame religion for turning so many conservatives into black and white thinkers.
And this is why I dislike religion - it so often stops people from thinking. If people were encouraged to think in terms of individual cases as opposed to coming to each and every unique situation with a preconceived bias (abortion is MURDER!)...well, I don't know. We might have a better world. Just maybe.
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Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.
Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!
You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?
Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!
You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...
Dick thinker is someone be lead on by man's sexual intercourse train of thought . . . . When that's not normal . . . Clearly . . . When they are thinking with their "dick"😹
Wow stop thinking with your dick . . . She is such a dick thinker. . . (For a female) . . . . . She shouldn't use her metaphorical dick-thinker so much
Travis said to kat
One who thinks soley with his penis.
Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.
Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.