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Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty
Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.
Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD
She is a slightly retarded 8th grade girl but acts like shes in 2nd grade she is highly in love with a fag bag named andrew witt and she wants to give the good sucky sucky on his balls maybe even a Ballcuzzi
hey see that THOT over there she must be a Emma the wee tod
Verb. To rip the heart out of something, to utterly destroy, to win big. In reference to Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, wherein the crazy witch doctor rips the beating heart out of the hapless native. Can be used as an acronym or full length phrase.
ToD (Temple of Doom)
"I am going to Temple of Doom you."
"I just ToD'ed your arguement"
"Wow, that chick just ToD'ed you! Haha"
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A cultural spreading of an obsessive sickness (which usually strikes young girls or middle-aged mothers) that centers around the Twilight Saga created by Stephenie Meyer. With enough personal self-control, it is possible to heal, but some are forever succumbed and lost. TOD can relate to both the book characters and the portraying actors of the series.
For best possible chances of curing a TOD sufferer, make sure they stay away from all Twilight related merchandise and actors.
Normal friend - Are you alright? You didn't call me yesterday.
TOD sufferer - Sorry, I was reading Breaking Dawn again and I noticed something that was so weird because I hadn't ...
Normal friend - (runs away screaming) She's infected with TOD! Quick, everybody, run!
Fake Doctor Example:
Doctor - I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do. You have been diagnosed with TOD (Twilight Obsession Disease).
Patient - So?
Doctor - It's worse than I thought.
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Host of the popular internet podcasts "Unpopular Opinion" as well as being the world record holder for amount of dicks taken up the ass at once.
Hey man, have you heard Adam Tod Brown's terrible comedy? They should replace him with Brett Rader.
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German for "Loyalty until Death". Used extensively in Nazi Germany.
"Treue Bis Auf Dem Tod!"
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An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.
"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"
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