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The longest word you can spell on the first line of a qwerty keyboard.
Computer: What is the longest word you can spell, keyboard?
Broken Keyboard: typewriter
When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns
Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!
The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.
Typewriter
Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.
“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”
A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.
I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.
Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."