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The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”
Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”
The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”
Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”
The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.
Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night
Cocaine, usually of a high-quality.
McGregor must’ve had one too many Brooklyn Espressos before tossing that hand-cart through the window of that bus.
A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.
I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.
Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.
Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets
Nariella Beaulieu.
“She was like a shot of espresso. She’s like, being bathed in sunlight.”