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The incorrect way to say the common phrase “espresso depresso”
Person 1 “I’m depresso espresso”
Person 2 “do you mean espresso depresso?”
The incorrect way to say the common term “espresso depresso”
Person 1 “I am depresso espresso”
Person 2 “you mean espresso espresso? You idiot.”
The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.
Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night
Espresso is very gay he just won’t admit it sadly (he’s gay for Madeleine obviously).
Look it gay espresso. “I’m not gay”. (Espresso lied)
When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.
Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.
I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.
He is spilled espresso depresso.
kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!