a functional term to describe a thoughtful, caring, good listener who is male identifying and also sexually appealing
"Did you see Dr. Y today in his sweater vest? He's such a #therapistdaddy"
"Joe is a total therapist daddy, he's ACTUALLY listens to me when I talk about my day...but that makes me want to suck his dick!"
When you cum on your sex partner and then message them with it, instead of using a lubricant or moisturizer
Dude I gave my girl a sticky therapist this morning.
One who fixes your bicycle, your body after cycling or your mind after cycling
My spokes drove my wheel out of alignment and I went to Boston Urban Adventours, my cycle therapist.
A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.
I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.
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Its where you threaten the freshman with anal and go as far as to buy condoms and break into their room in the middle of the night.
that guy is such a Joe therapist, he covered Greg in gel while he slept.
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Bhad bitch, the bestest friend you could ever have. She helps you out when you have mental breakdowns and bullied you hardcore, but itβs all love. She also has almost the same exact life as you do, like a whole ass creep π and she has a very loving boyfriend who she will marry and have kids withπ₯Ί
Marlene the therapist is a bitch ass fucking hoe... but I love her
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Something girls become when they fail at life. Generally they will not be beautiful themselves nor will their paying victims be, once they have covered them in fake tan, half a tub of mac concealer and some eyelashes that look like they belong on a horse.
Boy: So what do you do for a living
Girl: I'm a beauty therapist
Boy: That's not a real thing. Next.
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