ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT?

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.

Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

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Before you go to Hollywood

Said to someone who is starting to get an uppity attitude, usually to let them know that it's not appreciated.

Daughter: I've been asked to the prom by five boys. I bet that's more than any other girl.

Mom: Yes, well, before you go to Hollywood, could you take out the trash?

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Will you go out with me?

A way of asking a woman out on a date....not to be your girlfriend....on a DATE!

Joe: Will you go out with me?
Jane: Sure! Movies at 7?
Joe: Sounds great

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pay as you go peasant

Someone who will only use a pay as you go mobile phone service and is always running out of credit, forcing you to ring them back

"I've got no credit"

"Pay as you go peasant!"

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fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass

joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend

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you go Glen Coco

Some dude who is a sweet ass mother

damn you drunk at 12 pm. You go Glen Coco

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you going crazy m8

When somebody goes straight out of their mind

*MARIO GOING CRAZY*
Luigi: YOU GOING CRAZY M8!
*LUIGI SMASHING KEYBOARD*