What gollum thinks hobbits are.
Filthy thieveses stole the precious!
When you are sucking off Delvin while Vex watches in the Ragged Flagon
Dude, I was just doing some thieves guild stuff in there.
A book.
A good one.
It’s actually a duology. Dance of thieves and Vow of thieves. A YA fantasy with queendoms and kingdoms. With sneaky and overpowering rulers with wavering trust and loyalties all trying to do anything to specifically help them and/or their kingdom/queendom/dynasty. And all of this adds to the plot.
The books follows Kazi and Jase. The two love interests and switch between POVs throughout the book. It’s an enemies to lovers trope and consists of betrayal with it . It’s amazing. Go read it
Dance of thieves was written by Mary E. Pearson
1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.
2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.
"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"
"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."
to be stolen from, or to be robbed
Kelly and Tom came home to realize they have been Thieved.
To steal something obviously and then return it after
Person 1: hey, I see you thieved my water bottle.
Person 2: *drinks then gives back* yeah I was hella thirsty so I thieved it