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library of babel

a vast library containing all possible 410-page books of a certain format and character set.
it is a website that contains all possible 410 page books of a certain format and character set.

anything that you can think of already exists in the library of babel

by random guy online69420 October 7, 2021


Library eyes

A person that you would not typically find attractive appears to be inside the library (or any other study area), for example at a university, simply by contrast to the dullness of the content of the books or notes you are reading. On leaving and seeing the world once more in its true and full splendour, you find yourself miraculously 'sober' once more!

You see someone you regard as a '6' walks into the library - three hours and one essay later your library eyes have descended upon you, and seeing them again, they are miraculously a '9'!

by libraryeyes May 30, 2010


College Library

A library at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. Located at 600 N. Park St. College (also known as Helen C White) is the most popular library on campus, and during exams it can be impossible to find a desk. It harbors a social academic studying attitude. College is most familiar with students pulling all-nighters. Given its 24 hour status, and late nite coffee, College is a procrastinators dream and savior. But those that make it to the morning are greeted by a sweet sunrise over lake Monona, and a long day.

James: "I had sex in the library!"

Alex: "At College Library?"

James: "No. That'd be stupid dude. Where would I have done it? At Memorial, in the stacks"

by MJE November 6, 2007

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local library

A euphemism for the Internet, for use when talking openly about flagrantly committing acts that could be perceived as illegal isn't an option.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Hannah Montana record? It's hella ace!
Person 2: Nope. I'll just check it out at my local library.

by Jackson Pollack Pollack June 22, 2010


Swag Library

A Swag Library is a wardrobe of clothes in style and very appealing. A Swag Library consists of enough clothes to match up a new and different outfit for 2 weeks straight. When it comes to a swag library being rich or poor can't change the amount of time needed to create it. It takes 3 - 5 years to successfully create a swag library because it should consist of different styles of clothes for different seasons of the year and only certain items are considered swag which would have to be added piece by piece to the library. Most people start around ages 17 or 18. In recent history an average of 1 of 64 people have successfully completed a Swag Library and you know who they are.

Person 1: James has on something fresh everyday! Dude has mad swag

Person 2: Yeah! Where does he get all this stuff?

Person 3: Hes got a Swag Library.

by Mr. Rugby February 3, 2012

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silent library

A game show where you are in a library and you are given various penalties, it is a card game, if you talk you are automatically eliminated or make noise for that matter, the one that draws the skull and crossbones has to do the typically humiliating and painful task. i.e. snort sugar

When he played silent library he ended up having to eat three jalapenos for one challenge, and he got kicked in the nads twice because he had drawn the skull twice.

by Apricot Aardvark February 10, 2008

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Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.

"shes a library book"

by nopainnoglory October 6, 2011

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