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It's a thought that is on the tip of your tongue but can't remember it.
I have a thought itch I can't remember.
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One who rejects all ideas that come from outside of their own mind. These people are often camilles and are generally speaking close minded and insolent.
Person 1: Hey I have this terrific idea that could possibly end world hunger!
Thought Nazi: Fuck your thoughts!
It's like a shower thought, but when the thought has started outside of the shower, then dwelled on through various iterations (like when you keep hitting next until you get to the weird part of YouTube), and then proposed to your friends as a serious question.
Jay: What makes a room a room and not a corridor?
Everyone: Interesting Jay Thought.
a thought by a person that is stoned that blows his or her mind
david is having stoner thoughts again.
A bloviating, self appointed douche bag who thinks he/ she is an expert. They are usually an expert in brown nosing.
Hey look that thought leader, his nose is brown as heck.
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What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.
Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."
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When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.
Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.
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