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Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

by PDXS March 28, 2010

100πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Wisconsin Claw

A sexual act where the giver wraps there thumb, pinky, pointer, and ring finger around the balls of the receiver and then the giver proceeds to stick their middle finger in the receivers ass.

That hoe gave me that Wisconsin Claw last night.

by Chefondvd March 5, 2019


Mojo Claw

Mojo Claw is a backwoods brew that makes you β€œwalk a little funny and makes your breath smell funky”. It is referenced in the 1971 song, Ko-Ko Joe written by Jerry Reed.

He eats monkey mean mashed potatoes he drunk a brew called the Mojo Claw. - Jerry Reed, Ko-Ko Joe

by Steve E89 November 24, 2019


skinny claw

Israel Adesanya's nickname

"I will be waiting for Adesanya, the skinny claw Adesanya". - Paulo Borrachinha

by Steezy 123 September 8, 2020


Claw Shrimp

They live in very deep water, and grow to the size of a man.
Have big claws on'em, capable of inflicting grievous injuries.

Jesus Christ, did a claw shrimp get loose in here?

by psionic December 4, 2003

100πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Claw Shrimp

Big claws on them. Live real deep. Big as a man.

This injury is very reminiscent of a Claw Shrimp attack.

by superman December 11, 2003

74πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Pringle claw

The claw shape your hand must adapt to in order to reach the last chips at the bottom of a pringle can

Guy1: Damnit i can't reach these last Pringles
Guy2: Use The Pringle Claw!!!

by KaineH November 25, 2007

43πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž