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Some cheeky ferret snatched my wallet. Glob dang it, Danny!
An impossible situation that serves no purpose anyway. Something unachievable yet completely irrelevant, like trying to get a live ferret into an novelty balloon for no apparent reason.
1. Phil had three minutes to shave his muttonchops before his wife got home, not that she'd notice anyway. It was a total balloon ferret
2. Guy to insane girlfriend "You want me to stay awake with you through all of the Twilight movies? What a fucking balloon ferret."
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taking ownership and sexual conquest of another's genitalia--most often but not exclusively a female's.
Holy shit! wipe that smile off your face--did you just badge that ferret?
Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.
Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.
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someone who has minimal lips and no chin
The TV show M*A*S*H included Major Frank Burns, aka "Ferret Face".
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a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.
that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.
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