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(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome
"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"
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basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.
Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.
Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.
Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-
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Someone trying to get a close friendship with you
This girl seriously tryna hop on my dick
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What you say to people when you have the desire for a blowjob. Also what to say to people who piss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves and attack you.
Fuck you, commie bastard. Suck my Dick!
A Submitted joke: From "Suck My Dick"
Your so stupid that you needed directions when you jumped off the Sears Tower.
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To express disgust or frustration to someone/something.
Stacy: Someone poked a hole in the condom!
Chris: Well shit on my dick!
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Following someone around because you think there cool. Wanting to hang with the popular dude.
He's cool and all, but i don't want him ridin my dick!
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when someone disrespects your manhood.
chick: you can't even pay for dinner or kill a spider, what's wrong with you
guy: damn quit steppin on my dick!
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