peaches

peaches, aka lovely peaches , lovelypeaches4ever2001, brittany johnson and many more. she is known on instagram for being an abusive teen mother of cora who over shares and has multiple STDs. she’s an aspiring musician with hit songs like “burnin and itchin” and “peach form”. she has an obsession with charmed and is constantly homeless. she is also known for being so stinky that you can literally smell her through the screen. she takes a bath twice every 4 months and literally never washes her cooch. she tends to get her instagram taken down a lot for posting pictures of herself pretty much naked OR posting pictures of her diarrhea. this 18 year old has a one year old baby girl named cora. cora and peaches have a love-hate relationship and cora also has a 20 year old boyfriend. it’s a whole wacky family.

friend 1: yo did u see what wacky shit peaches posted on her story?
friend 2: oh damn lemme check

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peaches

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A Plant that makes you high
slang term used so you can talk about weed around your parents

yo bobby you want to get some peaches while we go out

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Peached

stoned, high on marijuana
(eyes get a peachy color)

rich is so peached right now.

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peach

Really good or really nice - especially used about objects, often preceeded by the word pure

That game was a pure peach

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Peaching

To cup (not grab, cup) someones buttocks and yell, "Peaches!" If you successfully 'peach' the person, you yell "Got 'em!" If you slap someone instead of simply peaching, it does not count as a peach and therefore you did not complete the process of 'peaching'.

Dude, Jennifer was totally peaching all the guys at your party last week.

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peached

The act of being defeated, pummeled, downright destroyed, or having your world rocked by a force greater than you.

Hey, I just saw you kill that guy at basketball. Man, he got PEACHED!

Dude, you just got PEACHED at scrabble.

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Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.

"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”