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Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.
"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"
Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.
A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"
Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!
*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*
a person that acts all HARD only with words, or just by talking and when it comes to fighting the person is a pussy/wimp and maybe even runs away.
lame dude:(while standing behind a fence) imma go like boom with my fist, and u will be laying on the ground like ahhh ouuuch.
other dude: man ur just a pop tart HARD on the out side SOFT on the inside.
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Pop quiz is a last minute test and a Pop tart is my last minute hooker.
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A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.
Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.
This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.
Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?
Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.
Guy: What is that?
Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.
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-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.
Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!
Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!
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