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Whilst sprinting in the nude, one must leap spread eagle and land ass-hole first on the corner of any angular object and then continue to slide forward.
Jack took one look at his mom's bureau and decided to wax the curb.
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Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal in the absence of traffic.
I couldn't stand the curb shame any longer so I crossed with everyone else, even though I needed a break from running all around town.
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Walking into someone on a busy street and deliberately not moving. Because "why the hell should I".
Had a serious case of curb rage on the way to work this morning i nearly floored someone.
When you tred in dog shit and you wipe your shoe off on a curb so all the dog shit comes off your shoe.
"Dude i totally just trod in dog shit"
"Just curb wipe".
The practice of trying to pick up a prostitute in a red-light district, by driving slowly along the curb, and checking out the action.
Hey, Luigi, you wanna go curb crawling tonight?
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It's a little more involved than simply banging someone's head against the curb. It actually means to force someone to lie down, open their mouth and bite down on the edge of the curb, then you stomp on the back of the person's head with as much force as possble(presumably breaking the person's lower jaw clean off or even cause death). I've heard the term used as far back as 1993.
You can see an example in the movie "American X".
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work boots good for crackin peoples heads on the sidewalk
curb stompers are steel toe work boots with some thick tread on em
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