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A queer with no purpose in life. Steps on anyone to get ahead. Has a serious lack of intellect with an extreme case of uncoordination. Usually has a large gut and slits for nipples. Can also be used as a synononym for idiot.
A fat kid trips and falls. "Oh man, what a Zayn!"
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The hottest man on the planet
Person: Who’s the hottest man on the planet
Everyone: Zayn Malik
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it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.
sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.
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the act of leaving quickly without any notice or warning to anyone at a random time when things get stressful or annoying (just like zayn did with one direction)
teacher - time for your presentation
you- okay well gotta zayn
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Leaving during the middle of something vaguely important. (Comes from Zayn Malik leaving One Direction in the middle of a tour)
*in the middle of playing basketball*
Guy 1- Bro where are you going?
Guy 2- Sorry man, the fam wants me to go pick up food, gotta Zayn.
Girl 1- Hey Jan wanna go with us to the mall?
Girl 2- I can't! Mom wants me home, gotta Zayn! See you later!
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to 'Pull a Zayn' is the act of sudden leave. to dispatch from a small or large group, or to simply altogether remove one's self from an awkward situation. (Definition/Act inspired by the 1D member Zayn Malik)
tom: hey you going to that party tonight?
susan: ah, nah I think I'm gonna zayn it.
friend: hey man let's go do some hardcore drugs!!!
you: zayn! *leaves*
"are you bailing on me man? c'mon don't pull a zayn on me now, you're my best man at this wedding!"
troy: what about us, what about everything we've been through
gabriella: ....I gotta go my own way.... zayn! *skips away*
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Zayn Malik is the most , i repeat , the most amazing singer in the world. Known for his amazing singing , he is also the most beautiful man on earth. HE IS A BOON TO MANKIND❤❤
A : Who is the most amazing singer in the world ?
B : ZAYN MALIK
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