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I decided to Tom Brady on my wife because I don't love her anymore.
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The Best Quarterback in the league. Sorry men just hate him because he is better than Manning.. Tom won all three Superbowls without Moss, Welker, Stallworth, Maroney. People just talk out of there asses sometime
Manning have Harrison and Wayne but, Brady cant have Moss and Welker doesn't make sense how people think like that.Brady is a
bit overrated but he deseverd it.
Manning:49 touchdowns hell yea
Tom Brady:I'll bet I can break it
Manning:Deal.................
Manning:(whisper)He got no Chance
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A de-bearded Jesus Christ. He has won three super bowls as of the 2010-11 season, and plans on winning more. He can throw the football to the international space station and back, and throw it hard enough to obliterate Krypton. He was the cause of every war ever, because nobody is as cool as Tom Brady, and everyone is jealous of the US for having him.
Tom Brady killed it, and by it I mean everything ever.
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To defecate into a kitten's mouth, especially if the feces is mostly liquid.
Man don't bring your stupid kitten yo my birthday or I will Tom Brady that thing no doubt.
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A term that means an ugly chick, who knows how to deflate a mans balls. aka Debonerizing.
"That girl is a real Tom Brady!"
"Ya, she sure knows how to deflate my balls!"
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When a male ejaculates into his hand, puts his semen in his mouth then kisses his son
Yo The Tom Brady is a classic, but my son hates it
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A literal absolute Chad. He makes all men question their sexuality. And the only two names you should name your child
Tom: Did you see Tom Brady last night?
Brady: What a man! A Greek god!
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