The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.
Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
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A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girlโs eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: โBro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!โ
Another Chad: โBro, only lamoโs do the Tombstone Pile Driver!โ
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when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.
when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"
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a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling
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Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background
"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"
How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him