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tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.

Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick

by Rat Dawg PhD December 6, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girlโ€™s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.

A Chad: โ€œBro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!โ€

Another Chad: โ€œBro, only lamoโ€™s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!โ€

by Whoโ€™s Existential? July 18, 2019

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tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.

when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"

by tiny peeps January 28, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals

Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling

by goldust September 29, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tombstone Mirror Myers

Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background

"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"

by Ghostface's MySpace November 3, 2021


Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010


tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once

so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him

by sizzleback April 5, 2014