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a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue
That piano weighed a dick ton!
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Shit-ton, despite sounding like a measure of mass, is actually a measure of volume. In other words - a shit-ton is the volume occupied by a ton (mass) of shit.
(On a tour of a brewery) "On our left, we have our primary fermenters. Each fermenter has the capacity of 2.3 shit-tons, which is equivalent to the amount of beer drunk every second in the United States"
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a. A large extent, amount, or number
b. A number of associated people or things
c. Miscellaneous articles sold as one unit
d. More than a shit-ton
Can I get a nigga - ton of mild sauce.
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Fuck-ton is used to express an outrageous amount of something.
Quite a bit more than a Shit Load or a Shit-ton.
I just got hit for a Fuck-ton of damage.
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ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph
Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
a fucking lot.
a shit ton.
a great amount.
Nike didn't give John Ross an island, but I'm sure they gave him a butt ton of cash.
Driving over 100 mph in a vehicle
Faaark me he went a Ton up over that dual carriagway
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