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When your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your penis into. In many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
I don't like riding meat, so I have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad ;)
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to jerk off
it might be time for me to toss the salad
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play with your private parts
The question is my dear boy, are you prepared to pass through this mortal coil, without that someone special, there to toss your salad ?
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(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
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The "REAL" meaning comes from JAIL...When you get (CENSORED) in the (CENSORED) by another guy ....
Then you H4wk3r and Joe_Hard it out ...
"As SH*t GEe , I'm ganna add Dressing when I Toss YOur Salad tonight !! "
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Part of a title of a children's book.
Who will toss my salad?
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To throw a pre-packaged dish of assorted vegetables (ie. lettuce, tomato, celery & mayonnaise) upon a surface in a sudden motion of the arm.
I tossed my salad back onto the table, deciding I wasn't hungry anymore.
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