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Ghetto Tourette syndrome (from the italian Ghetto, and the French Tourette more commonly referred to as Ghetto tourettes or GT) is a disease that affects many teenagers (usually male) who believe they were raised in the ghetto. The individual may at random shout phrases (including "Squad" "boy" or "flamed" amongst a few,) and may also include other obscene words or phrases. On occasion, arm or hand gestures may be performed (including the "arms extended backwards, slow walk forwards" or the more common "neck tilted backwards and to the left" and "Arms crossed over crotch" combination,) however, these are usually performed only by persons with more severe cases of GT. Ghetto Tourettes is a neurological condition that can be caused by spending too much time in any low income area, allowing the brain to believe that it has grown up with "the struggle."
GT Victim: "SQUAD UP, SQUAD UP"
Other Person: "that poor person has Ghetto Tourettes"
One who extensively speaks quotes from movie, television, music, or popular culture.
Enrico: "That movie was scary. What Scares you?"
Febreze: "Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands."
Enrico: "Dude Febreze, you have movie tourettes. All you do is quote lines from Austin Powers."
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A neurological syndrome whose symptoms are largely characterized by speech patterns compulsively peppered with memorable quotes from notable films. These quotes often appear to comprise the main method of communication in those afflicted with HTS. The syndrome is also often accompanied by an almost encyclopedic knowledge of popular contemporary cinema and a penchant for witticism. Also see: quotewhore.
"So how'd your date go last night?"
"Oh it was fine, he was super cute, but he was all movie quotes all night... terminal case of Hollywood Tourette's."
"*So* sad..."
"So sad."
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The funniest person on the internet.
Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"
and
Pay the tourettes guy some respect
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Inflictions in which obscenities are uttered uncontrollably while working. Work tourettes is often caused or acerbated by stress or an impending deadline.
An individual with work tourettes.
Me: Jane has been working so hard to meet that deadline, all I hear is "f*ck this" and "sh*t that" coming from her office.
You: Yeah, she sure has a case of work tourettes ... stay away from her.
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When a female coworker randomly texts you the word vagina.
Dude, Kate texted me vagina again. She totally has lesbian Tourette's.
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When someone always randomly yells out the answers to questions during science class as if they have tourettes...only for scientific stuff.
Teacher: Now class, the most common way for an organism to-
Micah: -Flagella!
Alana and Caroline: Man, Micah has scientific tourettes!
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