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when wearing a strapless dress, it refers to the area created between the boobs, where items can be placed and stored.
Friends tried to see how many items could be tossed into Kristin's treasure chest while she was drunk on her birthday.
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When a girl/slut/whore/bitch/chick leaves her valuables at your house after you bang
Jessica left her air-pods at my house last night, more slut treasure for the boys
When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
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Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.
Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”
College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”
College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”
College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
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The mixing of candy with popcorn at the Movie theater. Often mistaken by males for the popcorn bucket-hole trick.
Guy 1: Last night, Lacy gave me Movie Treasure.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, how long did it take.
Guy 1: Just long enough for her to mix the M&M's in and disappoint me...
The act of shoving potato wedges into a vagina, and subsequently attempting to fish them out - by any means necessary.
"My girlfriend is into treasure cunting. We did it the other night. Most of the potato wedges are still up there!"