Jack Tripper

noun

\ ˈjak \ \ ˈtri-pər \

Definition

A person who is notorious for feeling guilty about masturbating.

Why’d you and John break-up?

Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.

Day Tripper

A day tripper is someone who has fantastical theories and takes you on rabbit holes that makes you question everything you've ever believed or thought.

That guy is such a day tripper, he has me contemplating all my life choices!