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When you get a boner due to brass instruments, particularly the trombone.
Did you seen Jimmy earlier? He had a right tromboner.
giant paperclip. with a slidey thing..
play trombone. it's good for you.
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To fuck someone with tremendous vigor and zeal.
"Oh, yeah, Kimmie, I'm gonna trombone you until you can't walk straight for a week!"
"Did you hear about Zack? And how he gave Alexa the Tromboning of a lifetime? It's so sick."
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An instrument in the brass family. A trombone is a brass instrument, it works by the musician blowing into a mouthpiece which creates a buzzing sound. It hasn't changed much from its predecessor the sackbut, it still is a s shaped instrument with a very big bell end.
That trombones sound is so erotic, the raspberry blowing on me
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A sexual technique usually used by homosexuals (or benders). Male1 kneels behind male2 and inserts his tongue into male1's anus. Simultaneously he jerks male1's beef bayonet causing immense pleasure (or so i've heard)
1) I got a brown tongue from too much tromboning
2)I think i'll start giving trombone lessons
3)I hate emo's (especially kirsty)
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The sexual term for when a male sticks his dick in a females ass and at the same time reaches his hand around and plays with her pussy, and beleive it or not at the same time has room to reach around and makeout with her.
I gave your mom a Tromboner last night.
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Trombone \Trom“bone\, n.
It., aug. of tromba a trumpet: cf. F
Def: A Manually operated, wind driven pitch approximator.
Near the fall of the Roman Empire, a plumber named Spitius Maximus was commissioned by Romulus Augustus H.R.I.C. to create a device that would quickly remove bilge water from the hulls of the Roman warships when in battle. It's slide-like probe would suck up bilge water which was then emptied into goat skin vessels through a "Spit Valve", (named after the inventor), then carried to the deck in the trousers of workers and dumped over the side. These workers were called "sidemen" but because the vessels of bilge under their pants made them appear to have massive drooping buttocks, huge cheeks that would sway back and forth with the rocking of the ship, they became known as "Sackbuts". Treated with much disrespect, the Sackbuts became increasingly angry and soon refused to work, tossing all of their slush pumps into the sea.
After the fall of the Roman Empire, medieval treasure hunters recovered 76 of these pumps and, believing them to be musical instruments, started a village band for boys known as the "76 Sackbuts". As music became more sophisticated, the 27 position design of the Sackbut proved too clumsy to execute the faster passages being written so, over the years, the horn was streamlined into a more agile 7 position horn and renamed the Slide Trombone.
Although the instrument has changed little since then, a more permissive, forgiving and politically correct society has lowered the bar of musical expectations. As a result the Trombone is now more commonly known as a "manually operated, wind driven pitch approximator".
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