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A large vechile presumably with a bed for hauling, moving, towing, or even storing what needs be.
The absolute worst thing a person could do to a truck would include the following (these are all sins of god, and you will be punished accordingly):
-lowering it 'til it's an inch or less from the ground
-adding neon lights
-adding a fuckin ricer exhaust system... which most of time would just include tips or some other retarded peice of chrome
-PUTTIN A FUCKIN SPOILER ON IT
-adding giant ass rims to it, then stretching these tiny ass treads over'em that look like they'll pop any second
A real fuckin truck would include the following:
-A "body-on-frame"
-A real fuckin engine, varies from size of the truck (ex. an S10 with a small block, a brand new giant Ram 2500 with a Cummins Diesel)
-Four wheel drive... because some of us have the balls to get off the blacktop, just for fun or required for certain jobs, which most of you BMW pricks would be afraid of, don't wanna raw up them soft hands
-bedliner
optional:
-a nice leveling kit and/or lift kit
-some differential lockers with some beefy axles
-winch
-good ol' 15"/16"/17" wrapped with some treads depending on what terrian you work/play in (crawlers, boggers, LT's, swampers, AT's, 32"-40", etc.)
-sway bars, roll bars
-engine upgrades
Trucks are great vehicles. They are designed to do things cars can't, and most of them are built solid like a rock. Last long. Work hard and play hard. Besides the MPG... why wouldn't you want a truck?
"Holy fuck did you that gay ass low rider?!?"
"Yeah.. what the fuck is wrong with that guy... go buy a ricer!"
"That pour little 'yota will never get used properly."
"It's like watching a retarded kid try to cut down an oak tree with a fork."
"...No it's like watchin a retarded kid turn a truck into a peice of shit."
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a better version of burned or raped. originated in Douglas,MA
guy 1:"What did she say when you asked her out?"
guy 2:"no"
guy 1:"trucked!"
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Some nebulously defined venereal disease. Possibly linked to the unanswered question what's a truck?
We aren't sure to which disease "the truck" refers, but we are sure it is probably itchy and painful and probably makes your junk smell.
"Tommy donked that girl down last week and she gave him the truck."
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When a person does something that you didn't expect or you are so amazed at what happend your speechless.
Jimmy: Did you see that guy Todd?
Todd: Yeah, he's a truck!
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A gay (or bisexual) man who isn’t skinny enough to be considered a twink, but not big and hairy enough to be a bear.
Oh, dean winchester? yeah, he’s a truck.
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An event that involves using a flashlight and a pillow on an unsuspecting sleeping person, where you whisper "There's a truck in the road" and you repeat the phrase over and over again with increasing volume, while flashing lights in their closed eyes. Eventually you shout "The truck is here!" and when the sleeper sits up, you whack him or her with the pillow.
At summercamp, trucking is customary on the last night of the summer; especially with the campers you do not like.
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