Trying for a baby

The socially acceptable way of saying “my husband is doing big fat cums in my pussy”

My sister: Craig and I have been trying for a baby!
My mom: oh how wonderful sweetie!

All I heard: “my husband has been doing big fat cums in my pussy”

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Tired Of Trying

The feeling of exhaustion one gets after prolonged duration in a difficult relationshhip.

After years of wondering where you go and what you do while you tell me there is no one else I have to say I am Tired of Trying.

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Try me

Try me fucker

Try me. I am stronger than ever and stronger than you ever will be
If you fuck around with me ever again watch out because I have a fucking power in me that can Destroy you. So I would rather not mess with me. Or you may find yourself waking up to have a testicle and 3 times less the fucking trash talk you have now. Touch my friends and family and I will rip you to shreads you fucking demented leprechaun

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try-tard

A person who spends all their time and effort trying to look cool and to be accepted by their peers, but they always end up looking hugely stupid.

.. or simply, a cross between a try-hard and a tard.

Ex 1: "Man, I got put into a class with the new chick. She copies everyone, talks really loudly and thinks that all the guys flirt with her. She's such a try-tard."

Ex 2: "You should have seen Mike at the party. He acted like a stooge and his little posse of try-tards all followed his lead."

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bi-try

Someone who wants to experience sex with a same sex partner without any commitment to 'the act', yet usually claiming to be a bi sexual but normally really a bored straight person wanting whatever they lack in their day to day lives.

So is 'X' into women now then, seeing that she slept with that out and proud 'Y'? No, she is back with men, she was only a bi-try

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try pants

In the gaming world, try pants is a term used to signal that a player is going to put in effort.

Fred: damn your score sucks

Joe: I'm putting my try pants on.

Try Redemption

This is definitely a beer pong/beirut term. It's used as a challenge at the end of the game (depending on the region, and the house rules of the table).

"Game over. Goodnight, thanks for coming. Your game is a joke. Oh, but please.... try redemption."