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When you fart in the car and roll up the windows. Similar to the "Dutch Oven"
It was a long road trip and the wife wouldn't shut up so I gave her a Turkish Steamroom
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When a male or female takes a dump on their partners chest during sex or any other time and forcefully piss the poop off of their body.
No need for an example of a turkish leafblower. Desciption is all in the definition.
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The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
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When one guy is taking a dump and another guy pisses between his legs.
Alex and Kevin were in a hurry to get to Atlantic City so they had to do a turkish waterfall.
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A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.
Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election
When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.
Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!
When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.
I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.