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when you are on a stimulant such as Meth or Adderall and your sex drive is making you so horny you decide to jack off but you take longer to achieve an orgasm because of the shrinkage involved with using an amphetamine
i took a second adderall on accident and was so horny i was twacking off and it took me three hours to cum
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When you are supposed to be somewhere, but you hit the pipe a few too many times, you are so spun on meth that you end up on about five different side missions.
1. 3:00AM--
"I know I was supposed to be here at noon but I had to go the store, smoke, pick up carl, smoke, ran into Lisa & Rachel, smoke, went home to change clothes and check my e-mail, smoke, and ended up on Urban Dictionary for hours. I guess I got side tracked". "More like Side-Twacked".
2. "Put down the pipe and come strait here. Don't go getting Side-Twacked alright".
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The retarded dysfunctional way people behave under the influence of crystal meth. This includes making numerous stupid decisions, inability to be able to prioritize anything important, hundreds of assonine projects that will never not only never get finished, but most certainly should never have even been started! All these projects are a stupid waste of time and counteractive to any kind of productivity. Diving in dumpsters, bringing stuff into the house, trying to organize stuff inside the house, then bringing stuff out of the house, while still backed up on deciding the purpose of stuff all ready in the house from previous nights that has now lost it's inital thrill and mad crazy possibilities. This is assuming if the person even has a house! Endless hours of porn watching, poopsterbating, cheating on their significant others, stealing and hours spent plotting up ridiculous schemes to defy the "man" and some how get around the system.
I did not mean to talk shit on you, throw you under the bus and steal your belongings and have sex with your girlfriend. It was not me, it was the nature of the twack!
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One who emmulates silver or gold medal status, while under the influence of crystal meth.
Friend says to the other " And here I thought him being without sleep for the entire week would catch up to him" as her eyes follow his twack star performance.
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A meth user who has been awake on methamphetamines for entirely way too long, they have not eaten or slept & think that everything is a conspiracy & that everyone is a cop. Twack stars usually have @ least 2 of the following items in their pockets:
lighter, charger's, cords of any sorts,flashlights, rigs, someone else's dope, @ least 3 or 4 cell phones & plenty of gadgets. Do NOT attempt to handle a twack star- they are a star because they are very good @ getting high Never trust a twack star because more than likely they're lying. A well known twack star is Charlie Lane of Morven, NC. He is considered armed with a twack pack & extremely confident that he has his girlfriend fooled into thinking he's a great guy. Say NO to meth, kids!
Oh my goodness, Hannah has been up way too long - she's acting like a real twack star!!
The sex was great but that bitch had some twack twat that belongs in the zoo.
The highest level a tweaker can attain. On a 1-10 scale of being high, twickity twacked means you've achieved an 11.
Past tense would be: twickity twonked.
"Bro I am beyond fucked up...I'm twickity twacked"
or
"That guy playing with a dead pigeon in the middle of traffic was twickity twonked."