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The apparent woman of every guys dream. She is both skinny with boobs and a butt. Not to be confused with the average Twig.
Me: "So you like Super skinny girls?"
Michael: "Nah, they have to have a little something."
Me: "Like a Super Twig?"
Michael: "Yeah, but there elusive like the chupacabra."
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A twig from a branch from a tree without any protruding twigs that are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Can have multiple twiglessnesses on it as long as they are less than a quarter inch in diameter.
Too small for kindling and incapable producing any BTU’s.
Go over there and cut that twigless twig.
Go over there and break that twigless twig on that tree.
That twigless twig poked me in the eye when I was walking through the brush.
A beaver will bypass a twigless twig.
Don’t waste you’re time on that twigless twig cuz it’s twigless.
Someone who is skinny and can only be called this by someone who isn’t
Mat “oi jamie you’re a fucking Twig boy you skinny fuck”
Jamie “that’s the 3rd time today you’ve called me that”
He or it who is very white, but sounds very black.
He or it is also extremely wierd and loves large penises.
P1-That guy sounds soooo black!
P2- but he's white and loves huge penises...
P3- yeah, he's a real Ice Twig
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a tall, lanky person who has no meat on their body and thinks they got it, but in reality they are trickin because they don't got it
Brianna Long is such a twig nasty.
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When a male with a small penis or a micro penis is engaging in intercourse and wants to satisfy their partner during penatration. The man with the pencil pecker will cup both hands around his testicles and push his thumbs outward along side his tiny man member's shaft so as to simulate having more a more girthy wang.
This technique can also be used by men f9r normal penile circumference in intercourse with a gaping or otherwise cavernous orifice. This is a solution to the "hotdog in a hallway situation"
Derrick had to give her the Twig Newton for her to get off.
*when seeing a micro penis* You're going to have to Twig Newton me with that little thing.
A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.
ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.
ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.