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wank udders

An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.

"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"

by Doggers June 3, 2007

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Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016


Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

by Weakest Link August 23, 2009

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big spunky udders

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

by frank pubes December 31, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butter from another udder

Butter made from the milk of any animal other than a cow. ie, human, dog, antelope, giraffe.

Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"

by Big Pimp Daddy February 28, 2011

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Udder Uppercuts

When a woman with large breasts smacks herself in the head with one or both of them as the result of sudden up & down movement.

Riley's sports bra failed her, and she ended up giving herself a steady barrage of udder uppercuts on her evening run. Luckily, she managed to avoid a knocker knockout.

by McMurray515 May 14, 2024


udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023