Um

A word used by stupid people. You're even stupider if you type this word .

"Um uh um uuum uhh duh I'm a dumbass um um uh ."

A normal : "Hey man darth vader had a white costume right ?"
A stupid bitch : " um...."
A normal : " shut the fuck up bitch ."

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UMS

Ultimate Munchies Sandwich. the one and only. we all have that one sandwhich made of anything we pretty much fancy when we're in that state of mind and that we dig into at the odd hours of the A.M. when we get home high with the munchies. this is the one.

x : oh man, I'm sooo high, and I'm starting to feel hungry too.
y : are you feeling some UMS?
x : Ultimate Munchies Sandwhich? Totally, let's do it.

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ume

Totally and utterly cool

I am ume riding on this girl

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Ums

Generic Tums. Often found in bottles of 150, at Walgreens (Wall-Ums), Long's Pharmacy, CVS, etc. Lacking expensive Tums-branded wrapping, they are best carried in a sammich baggie.

What's in that baggy?
Ums. Need one?
Nah, I'm cool.

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um friend

A partner in a sexual relationship on an ambiguous standing.

"This is Kate, my, um, friend."

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day-um

the word "Damn" spoken in proper southern dialect

Day-um child, don chou know better than ta gitch yo ass caught by the po-lece?

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Um-Ding

Hull word for a vile smell, when something absolutely reeks, bad smell

Adam walks into a room - "fuck me it um-dings in here"