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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024


unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024


Unfortunate Bar

A bar where no one attractive goes, and all the "ugly's" frequent. If a beautiful person were to go to said bar, they would leave immediatly recognizing that they do not belong. Where as if an unfortunate bar goer hits up a "normal club" (A.K.A. where good looking people go) they to will leave immediatly, not for the same reasons as the hottie mind you, but because they (the ugly), has recognized that they are too nasty to belong.

"I am not goin to get my groove on at THAT place, thats one of those unfortunate bars"
Girl A: "EEWWW I ran outta that place so fast, I'm way to hot for that shit"
Gir B: "Thats what you get for going to an unfortunate bar"

by **Baby Girl** February 22, 2008


Unfortunity

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020


Unfortunitis

(Noun)

A series of unfortunate events or circumstances that seem to happen one after another, causing feelings of frustration, despair, and humor all at once.

"After losing my job, getting a flat tire, and spilling coffee on my shirt all in the same day, I realized I was experiencing a serious case of unfortunitis and decided to treat myself to a giant ice cream sundae."

by Microscopic Galaxy March 23, 2023


Unfortunate

Unfortunate is a popular word in class.
The word started to became popular in the class when a boy said it 24/7.

"Can I get my EMS notes out of my locker?"
"No."
"Well that's unfortunate "

by sKsSk February 8, 2020


Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023