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A country whose main moral justification for existing is its geopolitical policies during the second world war which have somehow subsequently been portrayed as a humanitarian intervention rather than a political long-term strategy for survival.
European citizen: "The USA consistently invades sovereign nations, supports and empowers dictators, sells weapons and advanced technology to rough nations, kidnaps and tortures other nations' citizens, etc. This has got to stop. You're destroying the very democratic values upon which the Founding Fathers created you."
American citizen: "Well... you weren't this cocky when we helped you guys against the Nazis fifty years ago!"
European citizen: "Oh my fucking God, here we go again... your highly praised participation in the WW2 didn't come out of sheer solidarity, you ignorant fuck. I know you guys are short on history, but pick up a God damn history book. The only reason you participated in the WW2 is because you knew you were going to get dragged in at some point. Even your politicians knew that, however, it took a bloody massacre on your military forces before the American public realized it might be in their own interests to fight a growing fascist superpower. NOW STFU!"
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The world's most powerful Corporate Oligarchy. Most of it's citizens are too brainwashed and demoralized to create any real change or revolutions.
Many citizens of the USA would rather help big businesses than help their fellow citizens.
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A decent country that has had it's interesting history and nice parks ruined by McDonald's and George W. Bush. Most Americans don't know the difference between Britain and England (I'm the only student in my school who does).
Not all Americans are fat, stupid, and ignorant, but most are.
The USA has an interesting History and nice parks, but our reputation is so bad no one else in the world really gives a fuck.
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The country that is used by the rest of the world as a punching bag. Got a problem? Blame the USA. mostly ripped on by Brits who have nothing better to do and cant admit problems within their own country, Basing all united states citizens off of George bush. While it has the second best economy in the world and the greatest military since the roman empire, these things are overlooked for stereotypes. Contrary to popular belief, it is an amazing country to live in and I personally wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Fuck this weather has been terrible !
Yea I know, those bloody yanks fucked us over again.
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Troll: All americans are fat, ignorant and war-hungry!
Fuck the USA!
Logical person: Umm, have you ever been there?
Troll: Well.. No.. But the BBC told me so it must be true, right?
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The greatest country in the history of man. Helps World, World hates. But we don't care, because we can run your ass over the M1 Abram. First to be called in, last to walk out.
France: FUCK YOU AMERICA! *Germany Invades* HELP US AMERICA!
USA: Meh, ok
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That troublesome border area between Canada and Mexico.
Mexican: I was thinking of going to Canada for my vacation, but then I'd have to go through the USA, and that's always such a hassle.
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An awesome country that the rest of the world finds real dumb, especially the British who still think they own us but are really just making them selves fell good, (we are the reason the allies won both world wars!)
HAIL TO THE U.S.A. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
British:We own every thing from Australia to the USA
American:shut up
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