When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.
Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.
Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.
Please vend me a cup of coffee.
Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.
He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.
To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.
Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.