Nice View

"Nice view" is a phrase used by me and my friends. It is something that I think I worth sharing.

We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.

Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)

You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?

Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!

A fat ass person sits in front of me.

Me: Check out my nice view.
Her: That's beautiful.

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one view

to be narrow minded.

"that man only has one view."

island view

means "I love you"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying I love you

Island view

Helicopter View

Middle management bullshit for trying to say they are thinking about the bigger picture

Tony is taking a helicopter view over your totally pointless project

Peek-a-view

View occasionally visible through heavy forest/underbrush when hiking on a trail.

Ooh come here, to the space between the trees! It's a great peek-a-view!

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Queer View

A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen.

I saw him in my queer view as I walked by.

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mountain view

City in the heart of the bay area and silicon valley. The only place to hang out in Mountain View is In N Out because the city is full of stoners. Its schools have silly names, and the place in generally terminally awesome.

In N Out is the place to be in Mountain View, CA.

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