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when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee
Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."
Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
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One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.
Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.
Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.
Co-worker 2: What do you mean?
Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!
Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.
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when a song is playing and someone starts to sing the lyrics before they start in the song
Person 1: "doo doo doo da doo bum bum, On a dark desert highway..."
The Eagles: "On a dark desert highway..."
Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
When a band uses random clips of people talking in their music.
a good example is in the death cab song "president of what"
"dude that song was trippy. who was that talking in the background?"
"it was found vocals man"
Vicak agility is the amount of weight put on your notes while singing.
Choir Teacher: Make sure your vocal agility is even while doing the rountine
Me: Ok Ms.Lowe
A purring or rasp in the lower register of the voice, particularly at the trailing end of a word or sentence. Vocal fry had been around for a long time without attracting criticism (go listen to Billie Holiday), until someone decided there were too many women's voices in the media, and needed some excuse to criticize them without appearing sexist. Now vocal fry is one of the most egregious of sins. Men can have vocal fry too, but will never be called out on it.
"I can barely stand to listen to that newscaster's vocal fry. How did she ever get hired?"
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