totes vom

when you are going to vomit so badly, you use the least amount of words as possible.

ugh lady gaga is going to make me totes vom

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vom bomb

The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting.

"I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a woman's fart."

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Vom-Hour

The specified hour of the working day designated to verbally offending your office/workplace.

Not to be used for bullying and/or attacking a boss or colleague.

Origins can be found in the book 'Suck my Naked Mole-Rat' by Laura George.

The author of the book is generally credited with the word's creation

Lucy: Hey it's 11am, you know what time it is...

Tim: Yeah, it's Vom-Hour !!!

Luke: I Saw this bird shat in the street last night, i think it must have been eating grapes or something ?!?!?

Lucy: Why grapes?

Luke: Because it tasted like grapes.

Lucy: Ewwww, It's definatly Vom-Hour !!!

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vom-worthy

something worth vomiting over

Marty: Dude did you see the rolls on that fat chick Jimmy got with last night?
Mike: Yeah bro' and her cottage cheese ass was vom-worthy.

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vom-com

A gross-out comedy film, often involving vomit, bowel blow-outs and strange sexual scenarios.

Example vom-coms: American Pie, Road Trip, Freddy Got Fingered, etc...

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Vom monster

This is what you become after a day, morning, or night of non stop puking! Not always related to drinking but the most common cases are.

After a combination of wine, beer, and fireball last night I turned into a Vom monster all night and into this morning.

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The Vom Bomb

When a person is about to take part in coitus, but instead the person follows through with projectile vomiting over both the bed and the partner, and afterwards passes out face down on the floor. Thus leaving the partner covered in vomit and unsatisfied.

"Oi Jack! I heard James pulled ' The Vom Bomb ' on a chick last night at Jamie's 18th!!