a-wad

n. like a-hole, but less offensive.

Big Oil. What a bunch of a-wads.

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WAD

an abbreviation for without a doubt.

Reggie was the MVP of the game WAD.

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Wadding

A fake wedding, the ultimate punchline of being engauged. Most likely an overblown party where the hosts/hostesses are audacious enough to ask for wadding presents in the hopes their friends would just play along and give them a fake wedding in case they never have a real one.

"So we've picked a date for the wadding, and we're registered at Bed Bath and Beyond."

"Did you get your wadding invitation? It's a black tie affair."

"Our wadding is going to be so beautiful...and full of wine and naughty pictures"

"Did you hear, Paul is doing the catering for our wadding?"

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THE WAD

A fucking mammoth wang

John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"

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wads

This word is slang for water

I gotta get me some wads.

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Wad

A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass crack to prevent yourself from shitting your pants because you have diarrhea.

Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.

Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.

In the Bar:

Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"

Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*

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WAD

Weapons of Ass Destruction. Most commonly referred to as a belt, a switch, a paddle, basically anything that causes intense pain on your gluteus maximus.

When I find that boy, I'm-a gonna use my WAD on 'em.

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