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WAF

Acronym for Weak As Fuck

Example 1) "Wow that movie was so waf."
Example 2) "Michael is so waf."

by TEGOAT January 21, 2017

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WAF-WAT

We Aint Fuckin’, We Aint Talkin. The great equalizer for today’s dating world. Weeding out the attention-thirsty, dopamine-deprived, and frankly worthless people who just want to message you to fill the empty void in their hollow life.

“Bro Sheila was trying to play me. She said she just wanted to talk instead of linking. We’ve been texting for 3 months. I had to skirt and hit that WAF-WAT on her.”

by Huncho kdubbie July 13, 2021


WAF (Weaponized Ass Fucker)

A hitman/hooker combination that you hire to rape then kill a target.

“My coworker is absolute asshole. I hired a WAF (weaponized ass fucker) to take him out”

by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021


waf

weird as fuck

anyone ever tell you your waf

by i’m the best ever April 13, 2023


WAF

Wife Acceptance Factor

The likelihood that the testosterone-jacking project you completed or purchase you made will be accepted by your spouse in the carefully curated home décor that they created.

"I had to return that vantablack 18" 1000 watt Megabooster subwoofer I ordered because it clashed with the pink unicorn themed sofa and curtains. It had an unacceptably low WAF."

by November 9, 2021


waf

Wife Acceptance Factor, meaning tha an appliance, furniture or even your car gathers the practical and aesthetical features that makes it acceptable for woman´s point of view.

-Hollo my darling! Do you like my new pair of 4´speakers? -
- They´re grothesque, and definitely not WAF. . . .take´m out. . .

by Ursus Australis September 30, 2015


wafs

The definition of wafs is someone who is clumsy or a situation which is uncomfortable. A person who is uncoordinated is an example of a person who is wafs. If you are with someone and neither of you can think of anything to say, that is an example of a wafs silence

Katrina was so wafs when the hot teenage boy was around her.

by Henry Cullingham September 6, 2020