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A town in Norcal, half an hour away from the city. Population is filled with rich preps, wanna-be-ghettos, pretty girls, or really good skateboarders. All the kids know how to have fun, including parties every night, alcohol for illegal age, joy riding, and tagging walls. Corey Duffel (pro skateboarder) is from w.c.
kids here
are all
gonna make it big!
Kids in Walnut Creek:
Skateboarders: "Dude, did you see what happened yesterday, I fucking fell and screwed up my arm"
Wanna-Be-Ghettos: "Damn. You looking fine babe. Wanna go have a party at my place?"
Preps: "Like, OMG, did you see the like look on her like face? It was totally funny. I took a picture with my $300 pink camera!"
Pretty Girls: "Ahahaha. Thats chill. I think we should hang sometime, you in?"
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When you want to masturbate but for some reason you are unable to so you just have a little play or "whip".
Your girlfriend may be next door or you may need to leave the house in the next 5 minutes.
Alright mate, have you had a wank today?
No, but I've had a couple of walnut whips.
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Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.
The act of covering a giant brown turd in cum
OH DUDE!!! u just made a walnut crunch on the couch! NASTY!
A wealthy suburb east of oakland with a wierd scene. Uppity San Ramon and Lafayette shoppers flock to it by day, and Concord ghettos flock to it by night. WC tries so hard to be cool, but fails because it lacks true sophistication or class. If Berkeley is Chez Panisse, WC is the Cheesecake Factory of cities.
Walnut Creek is the dad-joke of the Bay Area.
1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.
A day when the ball sack is shriveled up, resembling a walnut shell
I woke the other morning and thought to myself, shit its going to be a 'walnut day', as my bollocks were shriveled up like a walnut shell.......... having a wrist twist(wank) makes it worse.....